Wonkette has a link to this blog, National Buy Dick Cheney a Hamburger Day. Now, it sounds like a great idea (who wouldn’t want to clog those arteries?) but then you realize that we’re supposed to eat the hamburger, thereby defeating the purpose of sending Cheney to the Captive Quail Hunting Ranch in the Sky. I propose something different. As an expression of our adoration and love for the biggest Dick since Nixon, everyone buy a $5.00 gift certificate for McDonalds (“Home of the golden arterial stents”) and have it delivered to:
Vice President Richard “Mephistopheles” Cheney
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
In the alternative, you could buy him some Jack Daniels and hope he shoots Bush this time. Plus, I hear he’s much nicer when he has a lampshade on his head. He’s certainly easier to look at that way.
The Soggy Liberal 
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